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Enquanto uns falam a sério, eu sempre fui mais dado à palermice... Com tanta conversa anatómica, lembrei-me de ilustrar!

Amigos Importantes Pt.2

CONFIDENTIAL PROPOSAL FROMMr. TIJANIHUSENI RASHIDTHE CHIEF AUDITOR INCHARGE,AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB).OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO.WEST AFRICA.

Dear Partner,

I presumed that all is well with you and your family. Please let this massage do not be a surprise proposal to you because i got your contact information from the international directory in few weeks ago before i decided to contact you on this magnitude and lucrative transaction for our future survival in life. Moreover, i have laid all the solemn trust in you before i decided to disclose this successful & confidential transaction to you.

I AM Mr. TIJANIHUSENI RASHID. THE CHIEF AUDITOR INCHARGE OF FOREIGN REMITTANCE UNIT, AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK OUAGADOUDOU BURKINA-FASO.Now i have the intent to contact you over this financial transaction worth the sum of NINTEEN MILLION, THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($19,300,000.00 ) for our success.This is an abandoned sum that belongs to one of our bank foreign customers who died along with his entire family through plane crash disaster since few years ago. Meanwhile i was very fortune to came across the deceased file when i was arranging the old and abandoned customers files in other to sign and submit to the entire bank management for an official re-documentation and audit of the year against 2007.

Be informed clearly that it was stated in our banking rules and regulations which was signed lawfully that if such fund remains unclaimed till the period of 5 years started from the date when the beneficiary died, the money will be transferred into the treasury as an unclaimed fund. As an honour and advantage bestowed to our foreign customers base on the rules guideing our bank, it was stated obviously that if you are not a Burkina Faso citizen, you have the absolute authority to claim the fund hence you are a foreigner despite your differences from the country of origin of the deceased. So the request of you as a foreigner is necessary to apply for the claim and transfer of the fund smoothly into your reliable bank account as the NEXT OF KIN OR EXTENDED RELATIVE to the deceased.

On the transfer of this fund into your account, { 39% } being ( US$7,527,000.00) will be your share in respect of the account provision and your assistance rendered during the transfer of the fund into your bank account,{ 52% } being (US$10,036,000.00) will be my share being the codinator of the transaction while the rest { 9% } being (US$1,737,000.00) will be shared to the respectable Organisations Centers such as Charity Organisation, Motherless Babies homes, and helpless disabled people in the World.

If you are really sure of your trustworthy, accountability and confidentiality on his transaction, contact me and agree that you will not change your mind to cheat or disappoint me when the fund have getting into your account. Besides you should not entertain any fear because i am sure of the success as an insider in the bank ok.

Please reply with the assurance, include your private telephone and fax numbers necessary for facilitate an easy communication in this transaction. As soon as you reply , call me through my private telephone number ( 00 226 70437906) so that i will let you know the next step to follow in order to finalize this transaction immediately.

I expect your urgent communication.

Please try to reply with this email.send your number all to meTIJANIHUSENI _ RASHID@yahoo.fr

Yours sincerely, Mr.tijanihuseni rashid

A Propósito de...

...mamas de silicone e tomates bola de matraquilho.

Amigos Importantes... (veio por email)

Dear Beloved

Due to the sudden death of my husband GeneralAbacha the former head of state of Nigeria in June 1998, I have been thrown into a state of hopelessness by the present administration.I have lost confidence with anybody within my country. I got your contacts through personal research, and had to reach you through this medium. I will give you more details when you reply.

Due to security network placed on my daily affairs I cant visit the embassy so that is why I have contacted you. My husband deposited $12.6million dollars with a security firm abroad whose name is witheld for now till we communicate. I will be happy if you can receive this funds and keep it safe I assure you 20% of this fund. I will need your telephone/mobile numbers so that we can commence communication.

Yours Truely,
Hajia Mariam.

O Propósito

Sinto que este canal tem tido serventia pois não tenho recebido mails vossos. E excluí a hipótese de estar a ser ostracizado. Mas mesmo assim, sinto algumas saudades, confesso.

Entretanto parece que vamos ter eleições para a Câmara de Lisboa.

Brain Control

Teofagias, Gulodices e Merdas

 
A propósito das questões da outra senhora...

A canalização da televisão (dito pelo Ministro Santos Silva em Comissão Parlamentar de Assuntos Constitucionais, esta tarde)

Gostava só de dizer que só hoje é que descobri que o Paulo Portas disse que "o trabalho liberta", referindo-se ao 1º de Maio e que estou muito feliz por Rui Pereira ser o próximo MAI. Não sei porquê achei que era relevante partilhar isto convosco.

Questões, questões...

What if you have nuts on your wall? You have walnuts! And if you have nuts on your chest? Chestnuts! How about nuts on your chin?




That's more likely to be a blowjob...

Homem-Objecto

Sem comentários... para já!

Tomei-lhe o gosto!

Caros co-bloguistas, desculpem a intrusão sonora, mas não consegui resistir... Não sei se terão paciência para ouvir estes excertos de "The Indian Queen" na íntegra, mas acho que vale mesmo a pena. Gosto particularmente do solo de uma tal personagem de Zempoalla, e que diz:

I attempt from love's sickness to fly in vain,
Since I am myself my own fever and pain.
No more now, fond heart, with pride no more swell,
Thou canst not raise forces enough to rebel.
For love has more pow'r and less mercy than fate,
To make us seek ruin and love those that hate.



'sgraçadinha! Vai uma epidural?

Quanto mais me bates, mais gosto de ti...

Com um grande obrigado à Srª-de-Foda-se-Isto-Tudo, pelo seu incansável didactismo. Após algumas tentativas, lá consegui postar aqui uma ceninha daquelas fininhas e com música.

E FELIZ DIA DA MÃE!

"Vos mépris chaque jour"